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The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet
A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.
The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003
the order: 1886
The Order: 1886 is a video game on the Playstation 4 released on February 20th, 2015. The game is infamous for being full of QtEs and being extremely short.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got a copy of The Order: 1886
Guy #2: Cool, can I borrow it after you're done.
Guy #2: Cool, can I borrow it after you're done.
the order: 1886 by JustSomethingRandom October 9, 2016
The Order Of The Force
The religion that proceeds the Star Wars movie series in which believers are convinced that there is a "Force" and that it can in fact be used to make others do their will.
The Order Of The Force by Sh3nr0n7 April 28, 2009
The Order of James
Ten Commandments originating from the Jamesernaut. Drafted by the Pau Pau and emulated by the Hand of God.
I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I live by the Order of James and I love my life to the fullest.
The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.
I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.
The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.
I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.
The Order of James by the.one.who.sees. November 13, 2009
The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet
Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)
The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003
The Order of The Eye
The Order of The Eye by .clownery. April 5, 2025
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