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The Nice Guy 

The guy who never gets the girl; he who finishes last; thou who art nice shall get screwed; Anyone who goes out of their way to help someone and gets screwed for it; the guy who likes the girl listens to her after the break-up and then is forgotten until she is dumped again.
Example of The Nice Guy rule in action: In England, there was a bank robbery and the robber couldn't open the front door, because his hands were full of money, an innocent bystander is walking by and sees the man struggling with the door and holds it open for him, that man was arrested for assisting an armed robbery.
The Nice Guy by The_Nice_Guy September 1, 2009
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The "Nice Guy" 

A drink, blackfly sour raspberry, Smirnoff ice, and fruit loops. Named because it starts off really sweet, but quickly becomes terrible.

Inspired by a game of king's cup where they finally didn't put fucking condiments in.
Damn this drink is amazing, what's it called?

The "Nice Guy", bottoms up, it won't be nice for long.
The "Nice Guy" by Takeq May 28, 2020

the nice guy here 567 

A 13 year old named Lachlan Tweedie from Charters Towers, Australia who runs a YouTube channel by the same name. A comedic, entertaining and overall nice person who makes mostly content from the video game company Nintendo, as he does reviews, let's plays, showcases, skits/sketches and much more.
Person 1: You know the nice guy here 567?
Person 2: Yeah I know him, he's a real nice guy if you know what I mean.

The curse of the "nice guy" 

The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones
Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"

women who don't know the value of nice guys 

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.
Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

nice guys finish in the shower 

A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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