Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Meat's On The Roof 

The chant shouted after an endless afternoon of tailgating, micks, and doing the chicken fat dance deteriorates into throwing meat of any variety onto the roof of a nearby house.

After watching MG toss a bratwurst onto the roof the group erupted into a repeating and an escalating chant: "Meat's On The Roof" "Meat's On the Roof" "Meat's On THE ROOF" Hooray!

Meat's On The Roof by MOTR March 22, 2009

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE by weave August 25, 2003

the meat sweats 

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places

"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral

the meat sweats by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 19, 2015

The Meat Sweats 

When you crave any type of meat; commonly steak or a burger <3

“I want a steak so bad”
“Ohhh shit you have the meat sweats”

The Meat Sweats by Themeatsweatsss October 18, 2020

Cut the meat sideways 

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

Cut the meat sideways by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

The St.marks meat smore

The act of jabbing your penis in a anal cavity and getting a nice load of chocolate on your rocket then nut on a graham cracker and place the crackers on either side of your meat, making a meat s'more. The your partner gives you a bj while eating the smore concoction.

Bro, last night I gave Rebecca The St.marks meat smore.

The St.marks meat smore by Siccfukkk93 April 19, 2026