the marissa

The Marissa is a beautiful girl and has many friends.She isn't the best with the people she dates but she trys.She talks a lot but she will listen to what you are saying.When she says you are cute she never means it in a joking manner she really means that she likes you.

If there is a a girl named The Marissa give her a shot and be friends with her you would be surprised

the marissa by PopcornQUEENinwonderface December 12, 2017

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the maryssa

doing “the maryssa” is when you you want to fuck your cousin, who isn’t actually your cousin. this is named after the urban legend Maryssa Muniz when she had kids with her stepmoms, life long friend son which her family considered to be her cousin. this started to be called the maryssa in 1893 after she had twins with the him at age 13. legend says they named the babies bella and sara. even though they were both boys, Maryssa wanted girls so. in conclusion, doing “the maryssa” is when you want to have intercourse with your “cousin” that’s not actually related to you and more of a family friend.

person #1: yo she had a kid with her cousin! that’s on some yee haw sweet home alabama shit bro. that’s incest that baby is gonna be a mutant.

person #2: no bro. she pulled “the maryssa”

person #1: oh THAT MAKES SENSE

the maryssa by thecoffeesnorter May 27, 2019

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Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

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Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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