Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

the librarian

whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.
yeah, i did the librarian with my bitch last night!
the librarian by Joe p mar January 5, 2009

The Librarian

A sexual act in which the "Librarian" puts their hands in a prayer position before inserting them into an orifice and opening their hands out, forming a book shape.
Guy 1: I took this girl home last night, and it all got weird when she asked me to do the Librarian.

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.
The Librarian by BioStud October 16, 2014

The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.
She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies
The Librarian's Touch by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

glen the librarian 

Glen the librarian is somebody who will give you fines and beat the shit out of you.
Glen the librarian kicks the kid who didn't pay his fine and beats him.

Conan the Librarian 

A movie that does not exist in real life. So, it is one of the prime examples of fictional media.
We still want to see Conan the Librarian!

rose the librarian 

A boy who needed a nickname.
“Hey what’s that guys name?”
“I don’t know but I heard someone call him rose the librarian”
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
Load more