The Larry
We dared Jim to drink all of The Larrys in the kitchen after the party last night.
Did he do it?
Yeah. He was still drunk.
Did he do it?
Yeah. He was still drunk.
Words you can keep
the larry
When you deficate in the womans mouth, then mushroom slap her on the cheeks. If she swallows it, you've done the larry.
the larry by Buzz Darkyear April 6, 2010
The Larry
The Larry
The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck
When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.
Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.
The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009
The Larry Tate
When a man smears his ejaculate on a partner's upper lip.
This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)
Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.
This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)
Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.
She always has me finish on her chin, but today I gave her the Larry Tate. Yep, the old man's white moustache!
The Larry Tate by doccerz June 4, 2010
The Larry Merchant
A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.
Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.
Drink it between rounds.
Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.
Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."
"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."
"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."
"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
The Larry Merchant by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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