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the juicer

A play off of the shocker, the juicer is when you have once inserted two in the pink and one in the stink, you use your thumb to stimulate the clit and make her wet. Hence, the juicer.
I gave that bitch the shocker and then gave her the juicer.
the juicer by badass757 May 17, 2006
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the juicer

When doing a woman from behind, you pull out and shoot your load all over the ass and lower back. you then take a cup, and place it under the vagina, and press the ass cheeks together, squeezing all of the juices into the cup.

As a gentleman, you are obliged to offer the first cup to the woman.
Matt said he pulled a juicer on his girlfriend last night. He's single today.

When James explained the juicer, everyone was completely disgusted.
the juicer by PopeNick6 June 24, 2007

the juicer

take an electric mixer but only leave one of the beaters on. insert the beater into your partners rectum and turn on to your desired speed. Using a cup, collect whatever fluids come out of the persons rectum and drink.
I was thirsty last night so i did the juicer on jill.
the juicer by E_Rock eric November 29, 2007

The Juicer

When a male is about to cum the female places here flat palm on the top of his penis, rotating back and forth until all his fluids are squeezed out of him. Similar to an orange being juiced.
"Did you see McCormack come back last night?" "Yeah he must've got the juicer because he could barely walk."
The Juicer by Juiceme90 May 28, 2021

The Apple Juicer 

When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.
I had fun doing the apple juicer to your mother and sister last night.
The Apple Juicer by Slutty Slexor February 19, 2011

The Norwegian Juicer 

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.
Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.
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