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the jordan effect 

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result
"thats the jordan effect for ya
the jordan effect by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
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the jordan effect 

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette
ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"
the jordan effect by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

the jordan effect 

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER
soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"
the jordan effect by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

The Jordan Effect

Every Month In December Your Bitch Will Miraculously Text/Send Nudes/Hide Text/ Beware It might happen to you.
I woke up out of my sleep to see “the jordan effect” i didn’t know what to do so i left and never came back

Others Have Witnessed “The Jordan Effect Through Messages or Even Weird Snaps.

Beware The Jordan Effect may happen to you
The Jordan Effect by MIKECOXHURSTS December 28, 2025

The Jordan Poole Effect 

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.
Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”
Word of the Day on May 1, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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