THE JESS
OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.
Words you can keep
The Jess Rule
Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.
The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
The Jess Rule by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017
Related Words
The Jess Treatment
When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.
"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.
The Jess Treatment by Fernandon October 16, 2008
The Jess baily
The Jess baily by Jess baily May 28, 2022
Assume the Jess Neville
The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.
Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.
Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
Assume the Jess Neville by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011
Jess the Jambo singer
The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.
Jess the Jambo singer by Jazzybigdik October 24, 2019
The Jessie Effect
A syndrome that engulfs Big Brother houseguests in the event that fellow houseguest Jessie Godderz gets evicted.
Symptoms of the Jessie Effect include but are not limited to: referring to Catholics as "Judas," arguing ridiculously, becoming very verbal for no reason whatsoever, throwing your microphone pack into the Hot Tub, threatening to shit on everything, general disregard for the welfare of the house, general disregard for Big Brother rules
Symptoms of the Jessie Effect include but are not limited to: referring to Catholics as "Judas," arguing ridiculously, becoming very verbal for no reason whatsoever, throwing your microphone pack into the Hot Tub, threatening to shit on everything, general disregard for the welfare of the house, general disregard for Big Brother rules
Chima "Chimarosa" Simone , Lydia Tavera, and Natalie Martinez from Big Brother XI all suffered The Jessie Effect.
As did Libra Thompson, Jerry MacDonald, and April Dowling from Big Brother X.
As did Libra Thompson, Jerry MacDonald, and April Dowling from Big Brother X.
The Jessie Effect by imthedomin8er July 31, 2010
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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