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the jacob 

A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.
Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.
the jacob by Jacob_F May 12, 2007
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The Jacob 

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!
The Jacob by BLAM! November 5, 2004

The Jacob 

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.
After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.
The Jacob by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

The Jacob Special 

A sexual foreplay position where person one sits with their legs wide open, and person two sits in between their legs, preferably naked. From there person one will use one hand to fondle the others genitalia, the other hand to caress the breasts (if person two is female), and their mouth to suck on their neck.
Jess: WOW last night was amazing

Mikayla: Why, what happened?
Jess: Jonah gave me the Jacob Special
The Jacob Special by Treereeeee December 17, 2019

The Jacob Mabb 

A Orgasmic Sandwich including

Peanut Butter
Nutella

White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
The Jacob Mabb by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014

The Jacob satorius 

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
The Jacob satorius by Pigdick December 2, 2016

The Jacob Complex 

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself
Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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