the hotness

something that is new and cool, usually an omprovement on something that used to be cool.

Yo, this remix is the hotness.

by ben renner July 2, 2005

the hotness

a man with a beard and antlers. plain&simple.

the hotness by definition.

by dgjskfskfbnsdfbnsfsfhlsfkhksfh March 7, 2008

fighting the hotness

when someone who is usually pretty good looking, let themselves go and look a mess, eg. scruffy hair, unshaved, bad clothes, acne

did you see keanu reeves the other day? looking ferral? he is just fighting the hotness lately.

by mackinaw peach December 12, 2009

The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008

TheHotness

The hottest chick on the planet.

Renee

by some guy.... November 6, 2003