the holy grail

The Holy Grail is the tomb of Mary Magdalene and the Sangreal documents, which prove that she was Jesus Christ's wife and that he was a father.
This theory is discussed in the books Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.

The Holy Grail is not a cup, but rather a metaphor for something much more important.

by Malorie April 09, 2006

Holy grail

Something that you love and its your favorite thing. Or life Savior

This eye liner is like my holy grail .

by Coraline vela July 26, 2016

Holy Grail

This is when something is everything you've always wanted and you wont stop looking for it.

Craig Skinner is my holy grail.

by weelaurabee September 19, 2018

Holy Grail

The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

holy grail

The ultimate goal of an occupation, profession, or endeavour.

A cure for AIDS is the holy grail of a number of scientists.

by Darth Ridley December 18, 2006

Holy Grail

the completion of the following sex acts during one day between a committed couple:
handjob/fingering
anal sex
oral sex
intercourse

its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons

Gabrielle: wanna Holy Grail this weekend?
Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing.
Mark: we always do!

by a. fort December 03, 2011

Holy Grail

A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.

“I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”

by Musty Musk Man November 23, 2022