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The Hinkle 

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An extremely large ham steak (1-2 inches thick), usually appearing out of thin air or from the eater's pocket, which serves as an entire meal; side dishes nor drink are existent, as the ham stands alone.
Imagine our surprise when we witnessed Matt eating The Hinkle during lunch hour. Its size was unnatural, and it appeared out of nowhere; we didn't even smell it heating in the microwave...
The Hinkle by m_ech December 16, 2011
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The Hinkle Cycle 

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The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).
Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.
The Hinkle Cycle by Quicksave September 4, 2023
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The honkler 

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A guy who triple headshots you in Rust.

He is normally seen with a hashtag #THONKER due to the fact you get thonked in the forehead 3x
What the f*** I just got tripled by the honkler
The honkler by Theman123456abc February 22, 2021
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