one day a Newfoundlander decides to swim to Cape Breton, he got half way and said I'm feeling too tired to go the other half and then he swam back.
grandfather - ever hear about the newfie who tried to swim to cape breton?
grand son - no?
grandfather - well he got half way got tired and swam back!
grandson - .. haha
grandfather- thats called the "the half swim"
by IRAtrooper July 15, 2009
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