the groke
a fictional character created by Tove Jansson. A creepy purple monster aka every finnish kid childhood trauma
the groke by normisuomalaine May 2, 2018
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the groke
The Groke is a fictional character in the Moomin stories created by Tove Jansson. She appears as a ghost-like, hill-shaped body with two cold staring eyes and a wide row of white shiny teeth. She has been Archenemy of the moomins. Or a drunk fat female trying to get noticed.
the groke hunts everything alive even the fire she will stomp on a bonfire or do anything to make the light to darkness.
the groke by bambikilla69 January 12, 2018
eat the groceries
eat the groceries by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016
Unload the groceries
Unload the groceries by GPRetto July 13, 2017
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Unload the groceries
1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.
Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.
Unload the groceries by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017
dropping the groceries
when an overweight bitch is wearing a midriff shirt, or a shirt that is cut too short and her belly hangs out with "dunlap" syndrome
dropping the groceries by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009
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