the groke

a fictional character created by Tove Jansson. A creepy purple monster aka every finnish kid childhood trauma

I remember the groke. that purple piece of shit.

by normisuomalaine January 13, 2018

to groke

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food

My cat used to groke at my every meal.

by MamsellDee May 04, 2016

Groke

Someone who stares at you while you are eating, in hopes that you will share your meal.

Greg, stop being a Groke! Get your own grub!

by HollywoodNY January 19, 2018

Groke

(v.) An old Scottish term meaning to look at someone while they are eating in hopes of them giving you a piece of their food.

The young boy would always groke his mother at dinner.

by taco_55 April 25, 2020

groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by Alan March 02, 2004

grokes

Groceries, or anything bought from a grocery store or supermarket. From the abbreviation "GROCS" which appears on receipts.

I'm going to take the SUV to pick up the grokes.

by witchdoc64 April 21, 2011

Groke

A person (typically male) who is gay and broke.

Harry: "Hey, can I borrow 10 dollars?"
Justin: "Sorry, I don't give money handouts to groke people."
Harry: "what.."
Raymond: "Yeah, dude, you've been acting groke as fuck lately."

by grokeahbih January 29, 2020