the groke

a fictional character created by Tove Jansson. A creepy purple monster aka every finnish kid childhood trauma

I remember the groke. that purple piece of shit.

by normisuomalaine May 2, 2018

the groke

The Groke is a fictional character in the Moomin stories created by Tove Jansson. She appears as a ghost-like, hill-shaped body with two cold staring eyes and a wide row of white shiny teeth. She has been Archenemy of the moomins. Or a drunk fat female trying to get noticed.

the groke hunts everything alive even the fire she will stomp on a bonfire or do anything to make the light to darkness.

by bambikilla69 January 12, 2018

eat the groceries

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

The Grobe

A kick ass song by Ween. Other than that, i don't know

The Grobe, found on the album White Pepper, by Ween, Kicks some major ass!

by JWeenie August 2, 2006

Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

dropping the groceries

when an overweight bitch is wearing a midriff shirt, or a shirt that is cut too short and her belly hangs out with "dunlap" syndrome

Oh... look at her dude, she's got rolls everywhere. She's dropping the groceries.

by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009