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the gillesie 

when you're texas t tucking your penis (because you don't want the girl to know you have a hard on) and your shirt is tucked in and the head of the penis is pops out while your grinding on a girl and blow your load all over her dress at prom and the girl has to get a new dress because it's so messy
I gilliseed my brains out
the gillesie by cumstain101 July 1, 2012
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The gillespie

Having extremely greasy pubic hair while ploofing and doing the savoy.
Oh man, I just had tons of the gillespie when i had sex with my girl this morning.
The gillespie by Gillard March 9, 2007

The Dizzy Gillespie

The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.

The Dizzy Gillespie

When you blow into someone's asshole until you create enough air pressure to shoot a turd back into your mouth.
"So my girlfriend wanted me to try somethin new last night - The Dizzy Gillespie. That's black love!"

"I choked on Dizzy Gillespie!"

"Oh, HELL to tha naw!" - Whitney Houston

The Dirty Gillespie 

The act of inducing a queef in your female partner. By mouthing the opening of the vagina like a trumpet, you blow into the opening until your face looks like that of Dizzie Gillespie. When finished, your partner will queef with extreme force. Usually a great ice breaker before applying The Angry Pirate.
"How was your date with (insert name here)?"

"It was great! Gave her The Dirty Gillespie".

"You Dog!"
The Dirty Gillespie by eightysixx September 16, 2008
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