The Eclair

when a random stranger pulls down his pants, jacks himself off til he is about to cum, then comes at you, jumps and smacks you in the face with his dick, and he ejaculates at the moment of contact

I hope you get hit with The Eclair. -SRW

The Eclair by curlyolivia January 28, 2026

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The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

The Éclair by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

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Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

Glazing the eclair by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

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The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

The Double Chocolate Eclair by illshankyou December 16, 2011

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