the down and dirty

The real deal; the true story; what's really going down; what's happening behind the scene.

"Here's the down and dirty." "What he's telling you is the down and dirty."

by free_me July 6, 2006

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012