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the dirty coop 

When you forget a condom so you use the fermented uterus of a squirrel and replace lubricant with the vaginal mucus of 3 STD infested malaysian prostitues.
I tried the good Ol' Dirty Coop with marcus last night but sadly he said i wasnt aloud to use his mouth as a semen receptical anymore. the dirty coop is the dirtiest of sexual acts
the dirty coop by marcusissexy69 January 5, 2021
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