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the dimming 

Multidimensional entities that elute a neurotoxin popular among semi-intelligent single dimensional mammals (‘cookies’ in the vernacular). Dimming are temporarily captured by ignited percussives and cookies are collected via nets (dream catchers) positioned at portals to/from various dimensional channels that the dimming originated from (‘io holes’). It’s not known if the dimming have a 3 dimensional form, but hunters generally develop ‘the ear’ which allows them to hear the voices of the dimming that make it possible to locate and trap them, aside from these generally inaudible vibrations and the cookies they elute, no trace of the dimming exists in any of the 3 dimensional dimensions. It’s been theorized that the dimming are infinitely dimensional.

No one knows who the first hunters were, it’s prophesied that the last hunter will fail to pass the art of skfth hunting onto his neighbors child and that will be the end of cookies on Earth 9. Because of this, a great race to capture the dimming was started in 5069 during the 75th annual cultural revolution of the Global National Technocrats. as of 6069, no one has successfully captured the dimming and it’s generally accepted that they cannot be captured.
We have to get to the oyster dome before midnight or forget about the dimming.

“is it true that you can hear the Dimming?” She asked “No” I said. “Not yet. My neighbor’s only taken me on two hunts.”

“I need dream catchers starting right here at my gps and spiraling upwards at r = .2 m and standard alpha theta beta terms. If we got dimming those cookies will rain in right here. copy?”
the dimming by drfrootloopz October 19, 2021
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diming the lights 

A technique used by ageing prostitutes to try to hide their age and lure in clients.

Involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren't so noticeable.
Customer: "You fuckin' wornout hag-whore! You duped me into coming in by diming the lights. I know that rotten, old bitchmeat's trick.
diming the lights by oldwhore September 30, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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