Devil's Moustache

Slang for the hair that grow's in a persons butt crack - specifically around the anus

He bent over, opened his legs and all i could see was a big, thick black devil's moustache

by shite_hawk November 3, 2010

the devil's moustache

An itchy streak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.

Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.

Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.

Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.

Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.

by cut the cards February 23, 2026