the cock

Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.

For the more record- he loves the cock!

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

the cock

an elusive meaty organ for which many girls spend their days & nights devotedly searching, that they might extinguish the all-consuming heat of passion in their heart & soul--a yearning which begins as a twinge of desire between their legs, when luscious labia unfold unto the inner lips and clitoris and vaginal juices of pubescent longing for something deep within

As she was losing her virginity, she knew all too well that her firsttime lover was not the cock of her dreams, that he would never suffice, that she could not wait to embark upon her next great adventure; whereupon she began to devise just the plan to get his best friend alone in her room to try him out for size.

by Nod Namwen September 25, 2005

the cock

what I love, for sure

The cock is what I love

by crap November 19, 2004

the cock

something that clayton glassman has one inch of.

clayton looooooooooves the cock!!!

by Wesley :) October 23, 2003

the cock

Used to describe someone or something that is awesome, fucking amazing, the shit, bitchin', narly, rad, spectacular, out of this world.

Ashley- "you're the cock!"
Brittney- "no, YOU'RE the cock man!"

"Dude, this cheese cake is the cock."
"Man, your mom is the cock!"

by Naybby-bne January 03, 2010

cock to cock

1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.

1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.

by infiniti March 14, 2008

Cock Cock

A chicken's penis.

Look at that chicken's cock cock

by Myung Eun Ha April 22, 2009