The Clem

Another name for Chlamydia.

Yeah, that bitch didn't tell me she had the Clem!

by Grandma Pewterpants November 2, 2009

The Clemens

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

by zeus111 February 27, 2008

The Clemification Process

Making things more difficult than the have to be

They really went through the clemification process when making that background just to blur it out

by RianeCraft April 23, 2023

Clement has left the chat

Expression used in a wider context to express reprobation for the silly, outrageous or outright disgusting content shared by people with limited abilities in a group chat. The goal is to imitate the reaction of well-educated, respectable (and potentially French) individuals typically named "Clement" would have to said content. This enables the user to show reprobation while staying in the chat herself/himself in case similar content get shared again. Similar expression: "Karen has left the chat" to indicate the typical reprobation of a suburban member of the group who was not able to talk to the chat manager.

Everybody immediately wrote "Clement has left the chat" after Seb shared a misogynistic joke in our Whatsapp group .

by dargeax June 3, 2021

Clementine the fish

The poggest fish that ever existed. Clementine needs another shrine, give her another shrine. Tommy, idk what you were doing in the weird alternate reality and I don't care if Clementine did not really exist. GIVE HER A SHRINE.

Clementine the fish is so pog, she is the poggest fish to ever exist and is Tommy Danger Kraken Innit's daughter.

by imanalienhahahahaha October 9, 2021