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The clam 

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.
Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(
The clam by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
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the clam 

Chlamydia, the STD transmitted through sexual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. It is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.
Slut 1: Oh Betty, I got the Clam!
Betty: Ahahahaha, that sucks slut.

the clam 

a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.
Bob fully intended on sleeping with Sue until he found out she had the clam.
the clam by effyxstonem April 20, 2009

The Clam 

The Clam - toilet, the shitter, bog hole.
‘Give me a minute, gotta go sit on the clam and drop a pearl. Been holding it in since Tuesday
The Clam by Slatsy February 1, 2021

The Clam 

An unjust, sudden and surprising external force which interferes with orderly plans.
I was planning on joining, but The Clam happened.
The Clam by nehrb October 9, 2025

The clam’s a little funky 

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.
Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

The Clam of the Summit 

The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.
Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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