the chori curse

A very real, NOT TO BE OVERLOOKED SUPERNATURAL FORCE, DESTINED FOR FAILURE. If you have a man named CHORI a.k.a. "Ryan Teodoro" on YOUR team.

For Example - Counter-Strike, Starcraft, Gunbound, Basketball, or any other competitive sport/e-game you are DESTINED TO LOSE.

BEWARE OF THIS SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON.
If you see a man named chori join any of your teams in the e-gaming society, please do the right thing. BAN HIM, IMMEDIATELY.

FUCK! chori get the fuck off my team, I'm tired of losing bitch.

the chori curse by c v.2 | mikky mouz November 14, 2004

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the chori curse

the curse given to those who are accomponied by chori, this curse grants his teammates super-powers and lots of skill in anything they're doing, but if they anger the chori god he will take away your penis.

ex: OMG CHORI CURSE LEME GET ON HIS TEAM~!~~

the chori curse by chori November 18, 2004

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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