The Cardinal 

The Cardinal is a majestic being. He is intangible, yet will take blow jobs from the most attractive of females. His title is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad-ass mother fucker and is often referred to as Cardinal Mad-Fuck. He has been known to take on the form of a Grizzly Bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck cunts.

Nick Cave based his songs "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar" on The Cardinal.

The Cardinal hangs out at Club Trax. He wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). He hangs with only the freshest niggas in the hood (The Hurricane, Spicey, Mr. Allen, The Young Fuck and co.). He has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends Northern Lights weed.

I heard The Cardinal is gonna be here tonight...

That mad bastard? Get a pad-lock on your girl's minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in CLUNGE

The Cardinal by KneeDeep September 9, 2010

The Cardinal 

The Cardinal is a drink consisting of red wine, Cherry Sourz and a dash of tabasco sauce. Made famous by Colin "The Cardinal" Hill each element is red to represent the fact Cardinal is actually a reddy colour. It is often consumed with milk and bread.

"Lets have ourselves a Cardinal"
"Oh no The Cardinal is the most disgusting drink ever"

The Cardinal by Colin H March 29, 2008

The cardinal rule 

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

The cardinal rule by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

The Cardinal Way 

A gay way of life that sun prairie high school tries to force on their students but the help of kurt the cardinal doesnt help for he is an ultra fag and the cardinal way is a waste of time. Go snort smarties

Friday january 28th: kurt the cardinal went around giving out smarties which most kids threw at each other or snorted.

Sandy: Dude The Cardinal Way is bullshit.
Patches: dude i know who listens to it its booty

The Cardinal Way by Ben Dover Mike Hunt Jack Meoff February 18, 2011

cardinal c the nazi

Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).

The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.

Boss: In the office now!

Clerk: What now boss?

Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!

Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!

cardinal c the nazi by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014

the cardnals

A baseball team slightly better than the Cubs.

The Cardnals are slightly better than the Cubs.

the cardnals by Not the cubs December 25, 2016

The Arizona Cardinals

The Arizona are a shit show and are the worst team it the NFL wouldn’t suggest being a fan of that horrible franchise.

The Arizona Cardinals lost to a 3rd string QB in week 16

The Arizona Cardinals by RorRorTheDinosaur January 3, 2021