The Cancer  

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

The Cancer by Nodako March 13, 2008

The Cancer 

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

The Cancer by Michael Cool January 10, 2009

The Cancer 

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request.

1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

The Cancer by Prede89 July 22, 2008

The Cancer  

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

The Cancer by Nodako March 11, 2008

the cancer that is killing /b/ 

The epitome of everything that is wrong on 4chan's /b/ nowadays. A purulent mixture of forced memes, unfunny copypasta, srs discussions, newfags, butthurt oldfags and general faggotry.

The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm

ahah U LAFF U LOSE!!!1!!1

OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

WHEN I WAS

Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(

Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/

the cancer that is killing /b/ by Alogy May 7, 2008

The Cancer Prank 

A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.

The Cancer Prank

Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"

*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*

Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"

The Cancer Prank by Catiebug June 30, 2008

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

the cancer patient by olko March 30, 2009