The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.

I gave my girl The Bean Stalk last night

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 6, 2004

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011