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The Archer 

Hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. If you get them in the eye, BULLSEYE!!!!! Pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! Your aim is as good as Robin Hood's!
"The other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so I suggested the archer. I hit a bullseye and she couldn't see for a whole week!"
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the archer 

the archer is the anxious, for the ones with attachment/abandonment issues, the ones who have a hard time trusting, the insecure, the ones who hide their struggle, the people pleasers, the burnt out gifted kids, the one who is pulling back the arrow but never releases it
taylor swift literally wrote the archer about me
the archer by lonelypieceofbread April 13, 2023

the archer school for girls 

The Archer school for girls is for people who like bees.

You like bees?

You like Barry Bee Benson?
You like honey?

You like jazz?

Archer is the school for you. It’s full of amazing girls who very much enjoy movies like The Bee Movie and sometimes Shrek. Archer girls are very quirky and the best people to hang out with because they are so funny and smart.
You always enjoy watching The Bee Movie with them, as they will likely have the whole script memorized.
Girl #1: Whoa! Do you see that all the lockers at Archer have a picture of Barry Bee Benson on them?

Girl #2: Yeah! Man, I love the Archer School for Girls. It’s the best place to meet up with The Bee Movie fandom.

the archer school 

an exclusive girls school on sunset blvd. Its a school with rich girls and who have celebrity parents. The girls are hott and usually pretty slutty. They wear ridiculously short skirts with their designer handbags
boy: "dude where are the hott, rich, sluty chicks??"
boy #2: " at the archer school on sunset. Full of hott skanky babes"
the archer school by rexk October 7, 2007

take it on the arches 

telling someone to scram or skee daddle. to kick rocks or leave.
You're still here? Take it on the arches kid.

unleash the archers 

A sickass,fabulous most awesome power metal band to grace this planet fronted by Brittney slays just listen to cleanse the bloodlines or test your metal
Man unleash the archers is one of the best power metal band out there

the arches

Joe: Where can I get some nasty food served to me by a 30 year old retarded guy?

Juan Pablo: the arches

Joe: You're right, let's go.

the arches by funkyfingers22 June 26, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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