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The Anton 

The easiest way to get sex, after already having sex...!
The Anton: It not an sex act but a thing that happens after. When you are done humping you go to the kitchen and pass out (ofc. naked). The you place a baking tray over your junk. After that you throw the coconut you brought so that it sounds like you fell and now your partner comes to "safe" you.

(required: "Chronic headache", baking tray and coconut)
The Anton by Kosoga August 18, 2017
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The Anton-Effect 

When a low IQ child ranging from 12-16 comes across alex they fall for his facade as a really smart and nice person, even though in reality hes got the intelligence of a wet sack of pennies.
The Anton-Effect combined with a lack of attention from the parents of the child usually results in alex using the children as talking fleshlights.
Some lucky souls break out of their condition and gain consciousness, thus being healed from their ailment.
It is important to keep in mind not every child is at risk of the Anton-Effect, if the child even has a semblence of self worth and self awareness they usually steer clear and remain normal happy and healthy children.
"Aw dude look this little girl used to be normal now she changed her username to "X the blooming rose", another victim of the Anton-Effect"

Anton the asian 

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.
Anton the Asian only eats dogs
Anton the asian by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019

The Afton family 

FNAF (Five nights at Freddys). The man behind the slaughter known as William Afton, Its his family you may know about some of the other family members here are there names, Eggs Benedict ( the guy in the foxy mask) also known as the big brother, C.C ( the crying child) is the first to die, And Elizabeth (the girl who gets killed by Circus Baby). People also think that Ballora from Sister Location is the mother figure in the Afton family.

The Antonio Brown 

When your girl is watching bible study videos, so you sneak behind her, vigorously masterbate and blow a huge load on her back.
My girl wasn’t givin’ me any unless I watched bible videos with her, so I hit her with The Antonio Brown
The Antonio Brown by fftbrando September 12, 2019

The Antonio brown 

The A.B. or The Antonio brown.... when you turn on the gospel channel then call your girlfriend in the room... While her back is turned to you watching the television you ejaculate onto her back as she runs out of the room pissed off you take her favorite piece of furniture and throw it out your window onto the street below....
Kyles girlfriend was being a cunt... So he gave her The Antonio brown to straighten her out...
The Antonio brown by Tls9211 September 10, 2019

the antonio brown 

When a Man stands behind a woman unknowingly and surprises her by cumming on her back
Yo man I pulled the antonio brown on that girl while she was watching the real housewives last night
the antonio brown by themanbearpig1 September 11, 2019
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