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Adam: Jerry what are you doing?
Jerry: I'm doing The web Adam...
The web by LampStudiosDefinitions November 29, 2018
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a term usually used by older people when they see a hype beast on their phone
Wow Timmy is on The web again
The web by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018
What you used to get here to this app.
I'm going to go to YouTube on the web.
The web by Lord bardock July 27, 2022

Surfing the Web 

Using a web browser to search through the many home pages that make up the world wide web - also used to describe searching through the Internet as a whole.

Usualy involves an individual browsing through the internet, whilst not looking for anything in particular.
Surfing the Web by Siona Beht June 22, 2004

Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web. 

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.
There's nothing more to see here.

Tangled in the web 

1. An untamed gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity.

2. In the mix; stuck in a situation that you can't get out of which could be good or bad.
Four tequila shots, nine beers, and one bock-tail later Mr. Youth was Tangled in the web.

nick the web chick 

the annoying ass internet girl on q102 who just sits there and spreads lies around the radio. she also has a tendency to overuse vowel sounds
heeeeeeeeeeeey guuuuys iiits nick the web chick aaandd you gottaaaaaa check ouut q102 dot com forr picss of JUUUUSTIN BIIEBBBERRR getting a tatttoooooo! youuu won't believveee where he got it!

all people listening to the radio immediately roll their eyes and switch to 96.5
nick the web chick by laceyyy August 3, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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