the tape 

A VHS tape which consists of poorly taped, and edited scenes from movies, and television randomly inserted, repeated, and paused, created by Rizzo in his basement. Poorly taped, as it may be, it still provides hours of entertainment. Mainly the content on the tape can be classified as chomedy, only two are in existance, and soon we fear that they will become extinct.

1. You're watching 15 pure minutes of Benny from Total Recall. It's the tape.
2. Schwarzenegger keeps kicking down a door whilst DeVito tries to stop him "Aw no!" The tape!
3. Out of no where Hulk Hogan is in a big rig smashing through an ambulance! The Tape.
4. What're you gonna do with those pies boys?
5. A bunch of random heads explode.
6. Oh baby take me to heaven! Your request is my demand! AW NO!!!
7. Kurt Russel keeps saying "Wang!"

the tape by Kyle Ligenza March 2, 2008

Run through the tape 

To complete/finish a project or task.

For the past three hours the Red team has feverously worked on the puzzle and it appears that they are about to run through the tape!

Run through the tape by talk2me-JCH2 December 20, 2020

scratch the tape 

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc

Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man

scratch the tape by Praney Deb March 21, 2010

running the tape on me 

Gossiping
Telling your version of what happened, as fact
Presenting your version of event as fact as if it were tape recorded
Usually derogatory

"She was at the party running the tape on me, but she was even there when Ben and I argued!"

running the tape on me by Wordsworm August 14, 2022

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

Ducking the tape by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

print the tape 

1) The act of buying or selling a stock and registering it to the exchange

2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl

1) I buy 250 Johnny John at market. Print the tape

2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease

print the tape by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

On the tape 

1) To literally use the phrase "on the tape."

2) When a cop beats up a person of color and the beating happens to be recorded by phone, mini-DVR, VHS, or Beta tape.

1) Ralph: "So, are you on the tape?"
Bianca: "Of course I'm on the tape."
Ralph: "Wow, you are on the tape."

2) Shenaynay: "Ledasha was arrested yesterday and the cop really roughed her up."
Denarnar: "Is she on the tape?"
Shenaynay: "She is on the tape, and she gonna make so much money, you won't believe it when she sue the city."

On the tape by Simple Simian September 6, 2014