The sponge

All right, you invertebrates
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge

Person 1: When your legs don’t work like they used to before
Person 2: Yea I did the sponge

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

The Sponge

a word used to describe a guy who sleeps with any and all girls possible. He has absorbed STD's from all walks of life...

How could you sleep with The Sponge?? Perfect for describing tattooed bartenders who your friends sleep with...

by Pam5831 July 29, 2008

The sponge

When the receiving end puts one leg in the air then gets the other one and sticks it right there while laying on her back then while the man is in her starts bouncing and then your doing the sponge

The sponge is a sexual position

by Mateo is a sexy beast April 12, 2021

The Sponge

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

The Sponge Lord

A sponge who is the lord of all including you

"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"

by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021

The Sponge Lord

The best YouTuber ever , beware poodiepie , our Lord is coming for ur big pp 😳

Person 1 :"Hey have you heard of the best YouTuber ever(the sponge lord)
Person 2 : " yeah , PewDiePie right?"
Person 1 : " here I go killing again "

by Daddy_sponge February 14, 2021

The Sponge Bob

a seemingly easy sexual maneuver in which 4-8 men ejaculate onto a womens head. she then rings the remainder of ejaculate out of her hair as if it were a sponge

Hey did you see shaneequa, we totally gave her "The Sponge Bob" the other night

by Corshanomics November 1, 2010