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The Spart

Spartanburg, South Carolina. It is the second-largest city of the three primary cities in the Upstate region of South Carolina. Spartanburg is located 98 miles (158 km) northwest of Columbia, 80 miles (130 km) west of Charlotte, and about 190 miles (300 km) northeast of Atlanta. Spartanburg's population was 39,673 at the 2000 census. Spartanburg is a college town, with six institutions of higher learning:The University of South Carolina Upstate (formerly known as University of South Carolina Spartanburg, or USCS). Converse College - Founded in 1889, Converse is a comprehensive masters institution with a co-ed graduate school and an undergraduate women's liberal arts college. Spartanburg Methodist College - The only 2-year, private, residential college in the state. Spartanburg Community College. Sherman College of Straight Chiropractic - South Carolina's only chiropractic college. Wofford College - Founded in 1854, Wofford is a Phi Beta Kappa liberal arts college with an enrollment of approximately 1,450 students.
Shannon is from the Spart.
by SCisthebeststate December 6, 2010
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The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
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jumped the shart

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.
Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".
by shartilingus March 29, 2009
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Meet The Spartans

Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.
by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008
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Fart before the shart

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!
All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!
by Franz2 September 3, 2011
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The Spartans

The people from the country of Sparta; a bad-ass bunch of soldiers who lived many centuries ago and were trained from birth to be soldiers. the lived, breathed, ate, and drank soldier. In the battle of Thermopylae, during the Greece-Persian war, about 300 Spartans held a hill against a large force of Persian troops, about 20,000.
by The Coolest Cat January 12, 2006
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The Spartan

When a girl sticks her ass in the air, and you run from 50 feet away, full sprint and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!", and jump so that your dick and balls get stuck in her ass. Then you have to wait for her to shit you out.
Girl: Baby, lets do The Spartan tonight...

Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"
by Leonidas' Wife January 8, 2008
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