The retard
The retard is a rare off breed of the homosapian it has many suicidal and homophobic tendencies they often make their nests in gay stripper bars
The retard by Niglet GOD April 12, 2017
The Retard's Gambit
Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
The Retard's Gambit by gamblorizer November 20, 2020
liam the retard
liam the retard by red tahng February 16, 2017
Takes the retard cake
When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.
Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"
Takes the retard cake by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014
Jack the retard
Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
Good for Jack the Retard
Jack the retard by Patty December 12, 2004
Theodore the retard
Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0
(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.
(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.
Theodore the retard by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019
hit the retard
i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.
Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.
Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.
hit the retard by Meat2 October 1, 2008
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Failure Shower
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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NARP
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.