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The Retard's Gambit 

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
The Retard's Gambit by gamblorizer November 20, 2020

liam the retard 

liam the retard by red tahng February 16, 2017

Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.
Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

Jack the retard 

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job
Jack the retard by Patty December 12, 2004

Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.
Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

hit the retard

i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.
hit the retard by Meat2 October 1, 2008