Skip to main content

the randy 

1. a hairstyle that is not quite a mullet but not pretty either. It comes naturally when someone with short hair lets it grow out without a trim. down to the shoulders in the bottom of the back and 'bangs' are about to eyebrows and parted down the middle. Named after my friend in 5th grade and his hair.
You don't have to go to a nice salon to get the randy.
the randy by xgrrl45 December 14, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

The Randy Quaid Suprise 

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The Randy Moss

The act of faking a beer pong shot and handing it off behind the back to your partner then the partner shoots and sinks that shit!!
Janda pump faked passed that ball behind his back to Beck and Beck proceeded to sink that shit stone cold to finish the other team completing The Randy Moss. EPIC

The Randy Quaid Effect 

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media
"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

"The Randy Marsh" 

The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.
"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"

The Randy Quaid 

When a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her ass, then the man rams his cock in her ass and proceeds to yell "The shiter is full."
Dude I pulled out the old "Randy Quaid." She wouldn't suck my dick so gave her the randy quaid
The Randy Quaid by Parker Welch August 3, 2008

The Randy Savage 

A very illegal drug. A mix of bleach, marijuana, meth, and heroine. Its possible to smoke it or shoot it up.
Dude, you tried to kill me and your family after you did some of The Randy Savage.
The Randy Savage by QLAZARRUS666 August 15, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more