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the randy 

1. a hairstyle that is not quite a mullet but not pretty either. It comes naturally when someone with short hair lets it grow out without a trim. down to the shoulders in the bottom of the back and 'bangs' are about to eyebrows and parted down the middle. Named after my friend in 5th grade and his hair.
You don't have to go to a nice salon to get the randy.
the randy by xgrrl45 December 14, 2008
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The Randy Quaid Suprise 

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The Randy Moss

The act of faking a beer pong shot and handing it off behind the back to your partner then the partner shoots and sinks that shit!!
Janda pump faked passed that ball behind his back to Beck and Beck proceeded to sink that shit stone cold to finish the other team completing The Randy Moss. EPIC

The Randy Quaid Effect 

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media
"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

"The Randy Marsh" 

The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.
"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"

The Randy Quaid 

When a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her ass, then the man rams his cock in her ass and proceeds to yell "The shiter is full."
Dude I pulled out the old "Randy Quaid." She wouldn't suck my dick so gave her the randy quaid
The Randy Quaid by Parker Welch August 3, 2008

The Randy Savage 

A very illegal drug. A mix of bleach, marijuana, meth, and heroine. Its possible to smoke it or shoot it up.
Dude, you tried to kill me and your family after you did some of The Randy Savage.
The Randy Savage by QLAZARRUS666 August 15, 2011