the prophet
(1) Some 30 year old virgin who spends all his time on Urbandictionary.com
(2) A man inspired by God.
(2) A man inspired by God.
the prophet by Dexter Arifoglu June 1, 2003
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the prophet
Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet by The Moody Poet August 21, 2007
The Prophet of Deception
*Also known in other circles as Archbishop Charles Montgomery, Mr. Leon Weston, Dr. Jack, Godfather, Salvatore Ringo, Gerard Salazar, Freddy Incognito, and Lord of the Cynics.*
The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.
He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.
He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.
We can only pray that he does.
The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.
He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.
He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.
We can only pray that he does.
Pope: "My god, I just shit 15 times!"
Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*
Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"
Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"
Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*
Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"
Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"
The Prophet of Deception by John Milovec December 30, 2007
The Prophet of Ezekiel
one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers
the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen
The Prophet of Ezekiel by The Prophet of Ezekiel October 2, 2011
The prophet Naziyr
The incarnation of the archangel Michael, also known as Melchizedek, king and high priest of early Jerusalem. In Daniel 12:1, Revelations 10:1-11 and Malachi 3:1. He delivers the endtimes 144,000 servants of Yahweh with a little book containing a new covenant.
The prophet Naziyr by The Covenant Messenger July 6, 2021
the prophet muhammad
The Prophet Muhammad was, according to the Muslim faith, the last messenger of God. Out of all the rest of the Prophets in the Muslim faith, Muhammad is the one most mentioned, because he was the one to whom the Holy Quran (the religious book of the Muslims) was revealed to during the month of Ramadan. Known as an extremely kind and trustworthy man who lived in Mecca around 570 CE.
They follow the teachings of the prophet muhammad.
the prophet muhammad by MizzFit December 25, 2008
The Prophet Yahweh
Mentioned in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' as the first man to live on earth. The author, The Prophet Naziyr, writes that "The Prophet Yahweh" lived twice on earth already (1st appearance: Genesis 2:4-7 & Sura 2:30-33; 2nd appearance:Deuteronomy 18:18-19 & Isaiah 53:10), but known to us as Jesus Christ, son of Mary.
The Prophet Yahweh by The Covenant Messenger September 15, 2021
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