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The plum

When you tie a rubberband around both your penis and balls until the head of your penis turns purple (the plum), you then enter her vagina with the plum (both dick and balls together).
Sally wanted her vagina slammed, so I gave her the plum
by Headblade October 9, 2017
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The Plum

The most awesome word in existence.

Mistakenly used to describe a roundish purplish fruit but in actual fact is the pinnacle of all existence.

The concept of plum originated in the 1900s where Albert Einstein discovered that PLUM=MC2.
Albert was grossly misquoted on this groundbreaking discovery and hence the formula is incorrect in thousands of textbooks worldwide.

His most notable but secreted experiment was the “Plum” project involving three plums (the purple fruit variety), a centrifuge and infinite amounts of electrons.

The result was a massive time space continuum rip which caused entire village the aforementioned plums were occupying to be destroyed thus proving that plum is the meaning of life, or at least Einstein concluded, at lest 96% of the meaning.

In a modern day context “Plum” is used to express and emotion worthy of a time space continuum rip.
Laura: WOW! I can’t believe that the boys’ toilet was occupied and the girls’ toilet wasn’t. If I didn’t know any better I would say that’s a time space continuum rip.
Dannielle: That’s so plum weird!

Laura: If you strap a piece of toast butter side up to a cat, would the cat land on its feet or would the toast land butter side up?
Dannielle; I’m pretty sure it would just rotate in the air until the universe ended or create the biggest time space continuum rip ever.
Laura: We should go strap a piece of toast to a cat! It will be the plum best thing we could ever plum do in out lives!
Dannielle: OK!
by PG for plum great April 8, 2009
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The plum

When you tie a rubberband around both your penis and balls until the head of your penis turns purple (the plum), you then enter her vagina with the plum (both dick and balls together).
Sally wanted her vagina slammed, so I gave her the plum
by Headblade October 9, 2017
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The Plum

A person who works in one job takes a better offer (usually in politics). That falls through (candidate loses), comes back to work at original job. Takes a better offer. Yet to be determined if he will return to his original job again.
As we had the farewell party for Brian, yet again, all of us knew that he'd pull "The Plum" again and would be back again next year.
by P&Q August 2, 2006
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Thumb in the plum

While having Doggystyle sex with your significant other you place your thumb in her asshole. There for placing "The Thumb in the Plum."
Jill was riding my ass all day about the chores I hadn't gotten to yet, so when we had sex later that night I put "The thumb in the plum."
by Broadway Harmier December 24, 2021
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what the plum

Innocent, comedic and abrupt way of stating “what the hec!”

Or a phrase in use when baffled over something abrupt or instantaneous.
“Man your Halo skills need working
What the plum dude! Thought you were ‘Mr Nice Guy’, my Halo skills are far from needing any practice.”
by Targaryen April 21, 2018
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Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015
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