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The Pizza Pie 

An advanced technique used by the ancient italians to stimulate the anus and vagina simultaneously. The move, performed only by the bravest of the brave, involves placing the left fist into the anal canal and the right fist in the vagina. Move each fist vigorously in the up and down direction, as if running. The move has been carried down from generation to generation and has been commercialized in the pizza making industry. Almost all pizza makers have perfected this move, just ask their wives.
Hey Antonio, after the pizza pie you gave me last night, I can hardly walk!
The Pizza Pie by JohnsPapa July 9, 2011
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When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie 

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie 

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

Take the piece of pizza 

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu
Take the piece of pizza by Mocoholi November 11, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026