the patch

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.

Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works

by irish March 22, 2004

The Patch

Refers to the province of Alberta.

Where are you from? The Patch.

Where do you work? The Patch.

Just out for a rip in The Patch.

by patchprincess June 13, 2018

the patch

denoting a woman's public hair shaved in a tiny square shape above her special area. ant. the line or the shrub.

That hottie has the patch, it's shaped like a heart.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

The patch

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,

Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch

by Zack8855 January 19, 2019

Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

by minpion September 27, 2010

Pulling the Patch

Drag slang for male masturbation

In Hollywood, we can watch a colorful character fully pulling the patch outside, rubbing the skin off. That's reality mawma.

by Sigmaone November 8, 2020

scratch the patch

Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.

Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.

by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004