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The Panzer 

n. A sexual procedure that involves a hand(s), in the shape of a fist, and the vagina or buttocks.

vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.
"Darling, will you give me the Panzer tonight?"

"Honey, I could really use something larger tonight, give me the Panzer!"

"I say fair maiden, would you prefer a double-barrelled Panzer tonight?"
The Panzer by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005
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Panzer of the lake 

The most knowledgeable of all beings on earth he would rule the world if only he were able to get out of the lake. he was stuck in WWII when the German tank crew got stuck in a flood and the lake never dried up.
"yo jake, I asked the Panzer of the lake if I would ever get laid"
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."

Panzer Of The Lake 

Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?
Panzer Of The Lake by ihandlethisidk September 3, 2022

Larry The Panderichthys 

The name of a panderichthys
Person 1: Who is the most epic fish of all time?
Person 2: It's Larry the Panderichthys dumbass

Person 1: Larry
Person 2: Larry
Person 3: Larry
The President: Larry
The Nation: Larry
The Whole World: Larry