The Oxford 

verb. To insert both fists, both vaginally and anally simultainusly, followed by suductive jabs in rapid sucession. Not for the faint of heart see double fist

"He fliped me on my stomach, grabbed the Crisco, and slipped me The Oxford till the break of dawn..."

The Oxford by pimpdaddyflash March 5, 2005

The Oxford 

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

The Oxford by Pete January 26, 2005

The Oxford Girl 

The Oxford Girl is an elusive creature; the closest many have got is through a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl...

Many questions have been asked about her such as; did she pay a price for making them look twice? Did she pass them by? Did she dare to meet their eye? Did she scorn them all and did they understand?

There were also allegations that she was a grief to her father, a lover to her brother, temptation to her betters and unfaithful to her lover.

She says she never had a chance to prove them wrong and in my opinion we shouldn't listen to the gossip and someone like Oyster Band should write a song about her. She's just that amazing

"Hey, you know The Oxford Girl?"
"No :( but I met a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl"
"WOW I think I'm a little bit in love with her."
"Yea me too!" legends

The Oxford Girl by mustang kitty August 20, 2010

The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.

John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"

The Oxford Dictionary by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

The Oxford Feeling 

Normally beginning the night before a deadline, or a few weeks before exams, The Oxford Feeling is the slow realisation that there is simply not enough time to write an acceptable essay/pass exams. It is invariably accompanied by the feelings of complete and total stress, bewilderment, and helplessness.

Alex: 'Fuck me what's wrong with Lucy, she looks like she's about to jump out of the window?'
Soz: 'She's got The Oxford Feeling'.

The Oxford Feeling by michs May 24, 2010

The Oxford, PA

Proceeding to give a guy head while in the men's bathroom while the security guard watches intently, drooling, with a hand down his pants and a finger up his bum, and his third leg acting as a kickstand. (May or may not include a camera).

Pastor: What is going on in the bathroom?

Altar Boy: The women's choir is giving the Oxford, PA to the AA group.

The Oxford, PA by Pastor Alan February 14, 2017

The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

The Oxford Valley mall by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019