The Ohio State Buckeyes 

The name of the sports teams of Ohio State University, often coined as the "suck-eyes" by rival Michigan or SEC teams that think they have an amazing school due to a surging football team. Most notably, they are rivals with "that team up north" (aka Michigan). Their fans are often called rednecks and slobs by the visiting Michigan fans and then proceed to call them "scUM" or "arrogant asses". Also, they are known for choking on the big stage, or losing to large out-of-conference teams such USC, Florida, and Texas. See also: Jim Tressel, Cooperitis, TBDBITL, and Buck-nuts.

"Hey Jim, did you watch The Ohio State Buckeyes last night?"

"Yeah, they beat Michigan for the fifth straight year in a row. Do you think they'll beat Florida?

"No."

The Ohio State Buckeyes by schizophreniaishardtospell July 30, 2009

the Ohio State Buckeyes 

OSU (Ohio State University's) football team. Wins a lot. Even wins when they lose three quarter backs and have to go to the fourth string. Evens wins if they have to cheat. Also, they play a team to the North every year just to remind them that they always win.

Let's take a look at the top ranked teams. 1.) the Ohio State Buckeyes. Man I wish I lived in Ohio...

the Ohio State Buckeyes by Verizonwiz December 1, 2020

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program 

argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.

Person 1: I love The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program.

Person 2: Me Too.

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program by Sab720i November 16, 2010