the Newburgh Febreze drinker

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A local cryptid from Newburgh, IN that sneaks into houses and drinks the homeowner's Febreze cans

Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."

by d0ugd1mmad0m3 October 05, 2020