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The Motion 

There are many substitutes for drug terms & so few for abstracts feelings. I mean, there's 5 to 10 words to call every drug, but then when you have to describe the paradox of a feeling like a 'toxic love' or, like, a 'deeply miserly condition, arisen out of a broken heart' the language lacks efficiency. The latest, basically, are concepts we can all identify but not always capture into a singled or combo-word, so now we have to get creative and recycle to come up with our own lexicon & put hardly describable emotions into memorable, slick, quick spoken terms. We, as storytellers, are descentant of creatives like Shakespeare, who, in his plays, greatly influenced & contributed to the way we speak english today. I encourage artists to follow suit, & let's see what sticks. In my world, ‘the motion’ represents what could be considered a toxic love; the concept of somewhat of a nocive thing that stirs up mixed feelings in you. It's not abuse but it's more wicked than passion. It's a contradictory, beautiful, blazing fire that'll consume all parties involved. ‘Motion’, also, is the dull reality that you might not always be treated up to your standards, but can't seem to be let go of, or let go yourself, either. This is all ‘motion’. This particular one is just a little something that doesn't have a reference or etymological base. I just find it cool, when one goes through a rought one, to refer to the relationship as going through ‘the motion’.
1. The Duchess is going through the motion.
2. They broke up because of political differences. They went through the motion & sometimes love, though, just isn't enough.
3. "All we did was f*ck and fight. That wore me out, mayn. I let go of the chicken. it's still love!"
4. "He was talking to that one girl and she found out. She then went & burned his car. two days later he was proposing.🤷 ♂️"
The Motion by WTH900 March 18, 2021
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the motion that you do while saying PERIODT 

IDK how to explain it so if you know you know. one time my friend and I were waving at a random grade 6 and he did the motion that you do while saying PERIODT, we actually thought he meant that but later we realized that he meant to kill our selves since he was literally slicing his neck.
the motion that you do while saying PERIODT makes me pee my pants

The motion of damage 

The side effect of watching 10 hours of emotional damage.
When you watch 30 minutes of emotional damage, the side effect of The motion of damage will appear.
I watched 10 hours of emotional damage. 5 hours later I heard The motion of damage and I will never unhear it

The motion of damage 

When you listen to emotional damage for so long that you hear The motion of damage.
The side effects include hearing other words such us emotional damnit or the lotion of damage
I listened to emotional damage for 30 minutes and then, "The motion of damage"

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean 

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture 

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)

It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.

An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."
"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."