The Moops

A legendary calvary unit in a 21st-century civil war that is famous for missing every battle because horses are slower than cars, thus they are the only people who survive to build a new America out of the ashes. Composed of Tomcat, B-ry, and led by the fearless Mitch Avenatti.

Remember when the moops had jobs? Me neither.

by Mitch Avenatti July 16, 2019

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

dodging the mooks

Meaning Don't Fw Fake People Or Snakes Dodge Them By All Means Necessary 👉👈💚 #RipAdamMarquez

"Ayoo Adam We Dodging The Mooks"

by Perfectionies November 29, 2014

The Moonshine Dance

A terrible dance move mostly done with drinking moonshine. It's when you put your hands up to your head with your elbows out and sway side to side

She's so drunk she'd doing the moonshine dance

by agayavocado June 10, 2020

The Moons

A pseudo gang started in Richlands NC. Consists of 10+ members. Rivals of The Suns.

'Isn't that *Name omitted*?"
"Yeah, hes in The Moons."

by The sinful Dr. May 3, 2009

The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.

"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

by James E. Robert October 4, 2015

The moons name

The moons name - Jasmine, she holds an angelic type of celestial glow which allows her to properly connect to aura and spirituality, said to be drawn to her kuekuatsheu a wolverine type male, in the spiritual world. Relate to the story of kuekuatsheu and the moon, and Relate it to your life and there you will seek your meaning.

The moons name is Jasmine and she is set to have met or to find her kuekuatsheu a dark haired, bearded type viking male who has strong connections to energy and has world focus.

by Archangel Azreal August 2, 2024