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When your ex girlfriend wont leave you alone, she is the Mafia. Once you break up with a girl, you refer to her as the Mafia, change her name in your phone, etc...
Dude, who's blowing up your cell right now?
Oh, its just the Mafia...
The Mafia by EMTownTeeDubbs October 11, 2006
Words you can keep
The Mafia, was referred to in Italian as Cosa Nostra "Our Thing" or "This Thing of Ours", is a secret society that evolved from Italian Organized Crime in mid-19th century Sicily. An offshoot emerged on the East Coast of the United States during the late 19th century following waves of Italian immigration to that country.

The Mafia's power in the United States peaked in the mid-20th century, until a series of FBI investigations in the 1970s and 1980s somewhat curtailed the Mafia's influence. Despite the decline, the Mafia and its reputation have become entrenched in American popular culture, portrayed in movies, TV shows, and even product commercials
"Mafia" is today often used by extension to refer to any large group of people engaged in criminal racketeering activities, such as the Russian Mafia, Black Mafia, Mexican Mafia, Japanese Yakuza, Irish Mob, Chinese Triads, Albanian mafia, Cuban Mafia, Indian mafia, Cormafia, and several other ethnic organized crime groups.
''The Mafia were powerful''
The Mafia by sweet jesus June 1, 2006
A bunch of vacuous, self-important, anti-social cunts who, because of their refusal (read: inability) to interact with anyone in their own year group, have broken away and formed a tragically un-hip and un-happening little clique. Very reclusive and potentially dangerous. Their homophobic, racist and quasi-fascist adherences are particularly offensive (or hilarious, depending on how you look at it).
"So, where are we going to go after we finish our lunch?"

"I dunno...maybe study."

"How about the library? I hear the Mafia are wallowing in their own patheticness for the fifth time this week."
hard thugs you cant mess with.
the mafia 3 and we aint bout that bullsh!t.
the softboys are afraid of us
Thug1 janelle, thug2 Latovah, Thug3 Brittney
the mafia by The mafia May 16, 2003
MEECH KAYDEN AND JOSH CARRIED 2023 on the Field 27 tds the real mafia nigga
The mafia hosted
The mafia by Meechezzzz November 19, 2023

The Mafia Underground 

Online Mafia Game where you build your account and be in a gang. Kill,mug,weapons,armour,dogs,cars,belts,shoes, and having fun while doing so.
www.game1.themafiaunderground.com/?r=1712
1********* hit *** **** **** causing 122,353,839 damage

Your pet ******** helped you in the fight, gaining it 2,500 Experience

The Mafia Underground

Memo From the Mafia 

An offer you can't refuse.
Frank gave Susie a memo from the mafia on their anniversary… She cried for weeks.
Memo From the Mafia by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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