The Mafia

When your ex girlfriend wont leave you alone, she is the Mafia. Once you break up with a girl, you refer to her as the Mafia, change her name in your phone, etc...

Dude, who's blowing up your cell right now?
Oh, its just the Mafia...

The Mafia by EMTownTeeDubbs October 11, 2006

The Mafia

The Mafia, was referred to in Italian as Cosa Nostra "Our Thing" or "This Thing of Ours", is a secret society that evolved from Italian Organized Crime in mid-19th century Sicily. An offshoot emerged on the East Coast of the United States during the late 19th century following waves of Italian immigration to that country.

The Mafia's power in the United States peaked in the mid-20th century, until a series of FBI investigations in the 1970s and 1980s somewhat curtailed the Mafia's influence. Despite the decline, the Mafia and its reputation have become entrenched in American popular culture, portrayed in movies, TV shows, and even product commercials
"Mafia" is today often used by extension to refer to any large group of people engaged in criminal racketeering activities, such as the Russian Mafia, Black Mafia, Mexican Mafia, Japanese Yakuza, Irish Mob, Chinese Triads, Albanian mafia, Cuban Mafia, Indian mafia, Cormafia, and several other ethnic organized crime groups.

''The Mafia were powerful''

The Mafia by sweet jesus June 1, 2006

The Mafia

A bunch of vacuous, self-important, anti-social cunts who, because of their refusal (read: inability) to interact with anyone in their own year group, have broken away and formed a tragically un-hip and un-happening little clique. Very reclusive and potentially dangerous. Their homophobic, racist and quasi-fascist adherences are particularly offensive (or hilarious, depending on how you look at it).

"So, where are we going to go after we finish our lunch?"

"I dunno...maybe study."

"How about the library? I hear the Mafia are wallowing in their own patheticness for the fifth time this week."

The Mafia by driving_in_my_car May 6, 2005

the mafia

hard thugs you cant mess with.
the mafia 3 and we aint bout that bullsh!t.
the softboys are afraid of us

Thug1 janelle, thug2 Latovah, Thug3 Brittney

the mafia by The mafia May 16, 2003

The mafia

MEECH KAYDEN AND JOSH CARRIED 2023 on the Field 27 tds the real mafia nigga

The mafia hosted

The mafia by Meechezzzz November 19, 2023

The Mafia Underground 

Online Mafia Game where you build your account and be in a gang. Kill,mug,weapons,armour,dogs,cars,belts,shoes, and having fun while doing so.
www.game1.themafiaunderground.com/?r=1712

1********* hit *** **** **** causing 122,353,839 damage

Your pet ******** helped you in the fight, gaining it 2,500 Experience

The Mafia Underground

The Mafia Underground by Stalkin_ur_mum April 11, 2011

Memo From the Mafia 

An offer you can't refuse.

Frank gave Susie a memo from the mafia on their anniversary… She cried for weeks.

Memo From the Mafia by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011