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The Lorena Bobbit 

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital
The Lorena Bobbit by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

The Lorena Bobbitt 

(n) A sex move performed on appalling men. When the guy tries to do something to you and you feel threatened, you grab the nearest sharpest object and spin it around, like a numb chuck into his dick.
The Lorena Bobbitt: That one dude tried to give me surprise anal, so I Lorena Bobbitted him.