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a group of people who want to take away your penis
Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!
The Left by anonym0u$e November 27, 2022
Words you can keep
Opposite of the Radical Right (Radical Right = strongly conservative minority of society which wishes to solve societal problems by using the government to impose religious-based solutions to moral dilemmas.)
If it weren't for the The Leftists in the counrty, the right would have us all branded with scarlet letters.
The Left by Sierra Nolan September 15, 2005
what to eat when the world goes to hell...(see nuclear winter, bleeding hearts, in-fighting....and also political confusion)
it was cold and food was gone....we had to eat the left, they were such easy targets what with the big signs protesting the 'war of 30 seconds,' as it came to be known, in which one ICBM caused 300 "defensive measure" warheads launch, ergo...mutually assured destruction caused all of us to go underground. We came out 30 years later and all that was left was the left...out on plains...with signs, as if that would change anything now. Thus, we ate them.
The Left by isochronal February 9, 2005

The Left can't Meme

An immutable law of both the internet and the real world

As the name implies, this phrase is used to remind us of an absolute fact: Leftists and their shills CANNOT meme, and any attempt by them to do so ends up as either cringe-worthy and biased propaganda, or so cancerously inaccurate to the original meme format that it is made painfully obvious that they are either a normie or a shill.

This law only proves itself time and time again, as while right wing chads and even centrist betas can produce good memes effortlessly, leftists, like Tana Mongoose sucking black cock, just can't help themselves, and will at every opportunity attempt to litter their pitiful meme attempts with bias and undeserved righteous indignation.

A possible cause of this is perhaps a leftist's despicable attempts to stay politically correct, like all cucks, and thus they cannot, by their vary nature, produce memes without fear of offending a minority who couldn't care either way. Another explanation may be that, at least for the moment, the right has a high level of meme material in the God Emperor and other meme-worthy figures, while the left simply lacks these heroes on their side, and can only copy the right's healthy meme stock, producing shallow and weak memes with no power at all.

But the most likely explanation is simply this: Leftists have no sense of humour.
Man 1: "Hey, my dude, I just made a meme about Pepe, but then some leftist stole it, and not only removed the joke and replaced it with biased, propaganda filled hyperbole, they also replaced Pepe with Shillary because he's apparently a 'hate symbol'."
Man 2: "Well that sucks, my dude."
Man 1: "Nah my dude, his meme bombed and is getting loads of downvotes. I guess he deserved it for making such a bad meme."
Man 2: "Well you know what they say my dude, the Left can't meme."

The Left can’t meme 

The very fact that you get offended by this proves the statement
Dude lots of people are offended by the left can’t meme meme

Ikr thats the reasons that the left can’t meme

The Left Can't Meme

the general fact that left wing people (under whom feminists, communists, the majority of media outlets, etc..) take themselves to serious to be able to make funny jokes.

this is painfully obvious in, for example, BuzzFeed's "23 Real AF Jokes That Will Make All Feminists Laugh"

this term is used by people who are politically not on the verry left side of things, mostly edgelords, and other alt-right hangarounds
>> dude, why is every tv program so boring?
<< all the media is owned by a leftist clique, and you know that the left can't meme

>> yo, heve you seen that page with left wing memes
<< yeah, unfunny AF
>> uhu, the left cant meme
The Left Can't Meme by ëmbryö July 18, 2017

the left rights 

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence mad men jimmy urine and Steve Righ? (they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right')
39 tracks about retards, Darth Vader fucking shit up, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..
the left rights by K-666 April 11, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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